He's got away with words.

Ever had someone tell you that kids nowadays don't read anymore? Well, here's your chance to make a stand for literacy: the lyrics to Apostrophes & Catastrophes are now available. Word for word.

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The author recommends you read them in slowly in a nice hot bath in order to let them sink in well. Just make sure you don't sink yourself.

Seriously though, relax - this won't be on the test. But go get that music now!